My Heartfelt Apology to the German Authorities and Courts on the Occasion of My Sentencing for Heinous Tweet-Crimes

So I was sentenced for my tweet-crimes this morning. My sentencing hearing took place in Berlin District Court, where I was originally acquitted of the same charge almost three years ago. For my heinous tweet-crimes, I was sentenced to pay a fine of €4,800. I won’t bore my regular readers by going through all the… Read More My Heartfelt Apology to the German Authorities and Courts on the Occasion of My Sentencing for Heinous Tweet-Crimes