Well, it was touch and go there for a while, but it appears “free speech” has been saved again! That’s right, as I’m sure you’ve heard by now, all hell broke loose at Musk Cult HQ (also known by Musk Cultists as “Musktown”). It felt like the final days were upon us!
What happened was, the Communist Wokesters who are secretly still in control of Twitter pulled a fast one on our beloved leader! They are a devious bunch, those Commie Wokesters, and they’re out to destroy Elon’s beautiful dream of a free-speech-but-not-free-reach utopia!
The situation was still pretty fluid this morning, and I was getting a lot of conflicting reports, but, the word from San Francisco was, Elon had donned a pair of those scary 1970s Jim Jones sunglasses and was wandering around the Twitter campus with a megaphone rambling about “traitors” and “spies.” Delivery trucks bearing the “Flavor Aid” logo had been spotted crossing the Golden Gate Bridge. Senior Twitter Trust and Safety executives were golden-parachuting from upper-floor windows. Or something more or less along those lines.
But, seriously, what happened was, Free Speech Twitter “visibility filtered” Matt Walsh’s film, What is a Woman?, and Musk cultists’ brains were literally short-circuiting …
The poor Musk cultists could not believe that their beloved leader, a multi-billionaire military contractor and world-class huckster who wants to put computerized chips in their heads, had betrayed them. After all, he promised he wouldn’t! Or, I don’t know, maybe he didn’t …
In any event, it was pandemonium in the VIP Lounge at Musk Cult HQ. The wailing of assorted senior Musk Cultists resounded all across the Internet. “It can’t be Elon! No, not our Elon! Elon would never do this to us! This has to be the work of the secret evil cabal of culturally-Marxist censors who are sabotaging Elon’s dream of saving the Internet from the Bad Blue People! Yes, that’s it! It was Ella Irwin and her cocaine-addled Commonist Twitter moles!” (In case it wasn’t already obvious, that “Ella Irwin” tweet above is a fake.)
For a moment there, I was getting a little worried that we were looking at another Jonestown-type deal. But then, of course, right on cue, Elon swooped in and saved “free speech” from the evil Commie Wokesters, again!
Who could have possibly predicted that?!
It’s amazing, isn’t it, how Elon Musk keeps saving free speech from his own fucking company? He’s like Captain America, Jesus Christ, and P.T. Barnum all rolled into one!
Anyway, it appears the Musktown Massacre has been averted, or postponed. So that’s a huge relief. Meanwhile, Twitter censorship continues. But who cares? It’s not like anyone actually gives a flying fuck about free speech. It’s the “cult-versus-cult” competition that’s the thing! And the Musk Cult is kicking Covidian Cult ass!
Or the other way around. I’m not quite sure.
Whatever. As long as Elon allows us to “misgender” people on Twitter, we’re winning!
So, all together now, “THANK YOU, ELON MUSK!”
P.S. In case it isn’t clear, that Kim Dotcom tweet is not meant to be ironic.
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CJ Hopkins
June 2, 2023
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The [secret society manipulations] will continue until morale improves.
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I’m a fundamentalist conspiracy theorist. I’d trust Musk before I’d trust any journalist on earth. Unlike Joe Biden and the Assange rabble I view (corporate) journalism in 2023 as a crime.
Substack has allowed corporate journalists to break free of the corporate chains. Will I ever trust Taibbi, Greenwald or Shellenberger and so on? Probably not.
It seems that some despicable American capitalist liberal was lurking in the Twitter dungeon and couldn’t let woke gender scepticism go past her unmolested. Musk stepped in. He’s still good with me.
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Spot on analysis. Why trust Musk?
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Whether you like it or not, conservatives (the entire republican party and many democrats as well) are going to transfer your money to the funded-by-the-public billionaires, like Musk (who was bailed-out from bankrupcy with your tax dollars that were given to him freely, and who was pushed to the limelight by government funding, especially thise concerning strenghthning the capitalists’ executioners force, a.k.a the american empire’s military), in their ‘welfare state for billionaires’ conservative ideology (your money goes to billionaires while you get cut-throat mercyless impoverishment, destitute, surveillance, control and incarceration for the rest….
But of course that’s what “Jesus” wants, so no worries..)
In my perspective (which is of course only partial and therefore limited, as all perspectives are, and could obviously be very wrong), the Musk cult is just the most recent iteration of the same unconscious religious-conservative psychology that previously brought us the hypnotised and deceived zionist Q cult or the zionist trump cult.
With this unconscious psyche’s desperate search for the corrupt greedy billionaire pro-military imperialist mass-murder-facilitating messiah who will supposedly channel “Jesus”, destroy “those evil leftists” and bring “righteousness” to earth..
This hypnotised and deceived religious cult dynamics – whose followers are absolutely sure that what their highly slanted and emotionally-manipulative echo-chambers tell them is the full story, and that they have on their side the sectarian punishing vengeful nationalist “God” that they invented for themselves (which is the POLAR OPPOSITE of what God actually is) – this immature unconscious dynamic plays out again and again and again, only the messiahs change, while the hypnotised emotionally-manipulated unconscious deceived religious-conservative followers remain the same..
(but don’t you dare listen to anything outside the cult, that is ‘the devil’ coming to get you and our righteous messiah).
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brilliant, as ever, so in a nutshell – governments are NOT your friend EVER, billionaires are NOT your friend EVER, love is the law, that is all
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The psychopaths in the US/UK who are persecuting and imprisoning Julian Assange are truly afraid of him and everything he represents, they are totally threatened by him.
They are afraid that if Julian is allowed to walk free, which is his right as a free, innocent man, a journalist and a whistleblower, and he continues to expose the criminal truth of all the US war crimes, then true justice, intelligence and love will quantum ricochet around the world, and start a chain reaction that will collapse their whole rotten empire of lies.
They have to continue to keep trying to convince you that only they can uphold the truth, international law, democracy and freedom, and you should never get to question them.
So before anymore inconvenient truths becomes known, all dissent must be brutally crushed!
They are not aware that every truth can be whispered.
Truth is self-evident.
Just whispering it is enough to destroy their whole house of cards.
The American government may have nuclear weapons, but it has a very cowardly soul.
They are not progressive, not intellectual, not intelligent.
They are simply stupid, fascist and retarded.
As a terrorist state they stand against their own constitution.
The US are the worst tyrants who have to constantly talk most about peace, democracy and freedom.
They have to, just to create a facade around themselves, so that you cannot see their real game in the toxic smoke of all their lies about peace, democracy and freedom.
They have to make so much bullshit around themselves just to hide behind it.
These US globalist terrorists think that they are here to rule, not to be ruled.
They are here to dominate the whole world, and not to be dominated.
This idea has made them fanatics.
Retarded imperialists, who are perverted, mentally ill, psychopaths, liars and narcissists!
We are done with you.
Your days of hegemonic delusion are over!
There should be a humanity without any government.
Government is a condemnation of every one of us.
The very existence of the government and the police and the army shows that we are still not civilized; otherwise there is no need for courts, judges, police officers.
What is the need of them?
Society starts hypnotizing you when you are a child and you don’t know what is happening.
By the time you are adult, you are already full of obedience, division and bullshit.
Now you go on carrying that bullshit as treasure.
You are afraid if you lose this bullshit, you will find emptiness within, and something is better than nothing.
You have become so accustomed to the smell of your own bullshit, perhaps not only accustomed, but enchanted…
All those criminal politicians and political parties are basically the same.
They want to exploit you, oppress you.
Is this politics or the mafia?
Is this democracy?
It is not.
The exploiters go on changing, but the exploitation remains the same.
In a real democracy what is the need of political parties?
The real need is to make people more alert, more intelligent, so they can choose individually, not impressed by propaganda.
I do not see democracy as the freedom to choose between the politicians.
To me, democracy means there are no longer any politicians around.
The bridge to true democracy is people deciding on their own, without any political propaganda from parties or anybody.
For now on, choose only non politician candidates you like.
Then a different quality of people will be coming into the assemblies and the parliament, people who will not have any political leadership of the party, its program.
They will be free individuals acting out of their intelligence.
They can choose the president, the prime minister… anybody.
And they now will be deciding on every issue according to themselves.
People have given them immense respect by choosing and sending them to the government, they will not be exploiters.
A real democracy will choose only wise people to truly represent the people.
Wise people are all around, if you open your eyes.
The whole scene changes now, it is not the politician persuading you, but you persuading someone intelligent to represent you.
Wisdom with benevolence for the people will be coming into the government.
Now, as it is, we are on the verge of a third world war.
A war that is going to finish all living beings: people, birds, animals, trees, anything that is alive it is going to be destroyed completely.
And your politicians are insanely preparing for it.
Believing they can survive it!
The world needs to be free from all politicians, only then can it be free from all tyranny and stupidity.
Rise up now, break all the chains!
Destroy all your coming global vaccination passports, your complete digital identity data, your tax payments, your passports, your visas, ignore the corrupt authorities and start moving around the world absolutely freely, it is our world.
Let us fully celebrate being alive and enjoy it.
People are waiting for some savior to come and deliver them from all this misery.
The savior is not going to come.
You have to drop this idea that somebody is going to come and deliver you from your suffering, enslavement and misery.
It is not going to happen.
You have to become the savior of yourself.
It can happen in a single moment of understanding.
That is the only miracle I know.
All other miracles are inventions or gullible people, of stupid followers, of cunning scholars.
But this one miracle is part of nature.
Transformation, Celebration, Freedom and Love.
Remember, the time has come to face the fact, we are on the very verge of a total global war which will destroy everybody.
Before that happens, get free of all ideological poisons.
Don’t belong to any nation, don’t belong to any religion, don’t belong to any political party, be a simple intelligent, caring individual, the way existence created you.
Keep yourself absolutely un-influenced by any idiotic ideology: political, religious, social, financial.
And you will begin to see clearly.
That no man is an island.
This has to be remembered as one of the fundamental truths of life.
I am emphasizing it because we tend to forget it.
We are all part of one life force, part of one oceanic existence.
Basically, because we are one deep down in our roots, the possibility of love arises.
If we were not one, there would be no possibility of love.
Love is the transcendence of all divisions, fear and hate.
Love knows nothing of the past, nothing of the future, it knows only of the present.
Love has no time concept.
.
It sees things clearly.
Truth, Consciousness, Bliss are its natural qualities, no training is needed.
And this love has no hate as a counterpart.
Love can exist only in equality, in trust, in friendship.
Love is reserved only for those who are on the same ladder of evolution.
We are not really human if this longing for love is not in our being.
Are you one of us?
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